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Rip Haywire - Sunday January 14, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday January 14, 2018 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: TNT, wake up- I think I heard something.... it's so dark. I swear I see a shadow moving towards us... hit the deck, TNT, we're being attacked! Man, I haven't had a shadow try to stab me in bed for months! It's about time. If I weren't in such a good mood, this clown would be drinking milkshakes through a straw for a month! TNT: Rip, you drink milkshakes through a straw normally, you need to work on your late-night barbs! Rip Haywire: Breezy?! R.J?! Little baby no-name?! TNT: They're gone, Ripster. Rip Haywire: Well, let's go interrogate the goon who attacked us. He'll know something! TNT: Just say the word and I'll get the recording of Britney Spears without autotune! Rip Haywire: He's gone! Loud noises, flashing lights, people vanishing... man, this island has it all! TNT: Hello, Pacific Cruise Line? Do you pick up passengers on remote islands?