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Rip Haywire - Sunday October 15, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday October 15, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Man: Barkeep, I'm new in town. Gimmie your strongest Pina colada and the whereabouts of Easy Breezy! Don Juan: Our blender is broken and I don't give out friends' addresses to ill-mannered strangers. Man: It's a foolish bartender who withholds frozen cocktails from The Hawaiian's men. Don Juan: The Hawaiian, as in the famous assassin Hawaiian? Man 2: Quiet, Clyde! We're supposed to be keeping a low profile until we find Breezy! Man: Uh, I meant the other Hawaiian-the one who sells discount chopper parts to red-headed pilots! Don Juan: Gentlemen, I will allow you the courtesy of getting your story straight before I start rearranging your faces. Listen, goons, you better tell me why your assassin boss is looking for Breezy while you still have spleens! Man 2: We better waste this fool. If Fiji Jones found out we talked, he'll kill us too! Don Juan: Ha-haa! You think you could kill Don Juan Haywire? Retired soldier of fortune, lover of all the ladies... GAAH! Who is prone to gun butts in the back of the head!