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Rip Haywire - Sunday October 8, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday October 8, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Don Juan: Well, grandson, you messed up muy bueno with the woman you love. Rip Haywire: Have you heard the phrase "don't rub it in"? Cobra Carson: Hey there, sugar bullet, I hear you've got a free evening. Rip Haywire: You wanna get outa here and cause trouble? Cobra Carson: Duh. Man: So then I realized it was a ruptured spleen... I'm sorry am I boring you? Breezy: Of course not! Don Juan, was that the Pirate Queen I just saw with Rip? Don Juan: No, that was a hallucination! Doctor, treat this woman! Rip Haywire: Breezy is on a date with doc gray. Cobra Carson: Oooh, he's cute... think she'll marry him? Rip Haywire: No! No, I do not! Cobra Carson: You are a sap, Haywire. You've got the prettiest girl on the islands staring you in the face and... hatchi-machi! Breezy: Ew. I hope Rip uses penicillin chapstick!