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Rip Haywire - Sunday September 17, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday September 17, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Don Juan: You're doing fine, boy. When she comes back with the popcorn, start making with the compliments! Rip Haywire: Gotcha. Narrator: Rip is wooing Breezy with the secret help of his grandfather! Hachi Machi. Rip Haywire: I love your hair... uh... up... all frumpy and frizzy. Breezy: Sigh... why does every guy leave here with mace on his face? Don Juan: Estupido! Never in all my years has a Hahwire been so utterly clueless in the ways of love... I must rebuild him! Voice: Ahhhh! It burns! It burns! And yet has a certain tangy bite! Rip Haywire: Breezy hates me more than ever. Thanks for nothing Dr. Ruthless! Don Juan: Rip, the art of love cannot be learned in a night. Rip Haywire: How long are we talking here? I've got goals, bucket lists. Don Juan: Ay-yi-yi. What did I do to deserve this? Rip Haywire: Well, for starters you were never around when I was a kid. Don Juan: Listen, Rip. I'm not going to mince words. You were an obnoxious twerp as a child. But now I think we can hang out!