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Rip Haywire - Sunday September 3, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday September 3, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: What a rough day. I am getting nowhere in the love department with Breezy. Don Juan: Perhaps I can be of assistance. I am Don Juan Haywire... your grandfather. Rip Haywire: The legendary mercenary and lover? I thought you died in a tragic flame-throwing hand glider accident in 1988! I didn't die! Don Juan: I was just busy, and your Dad tells crazy stories. But now that I'm retired, I thought we could catch up. Rip Haywire: Do you know how many awesome flame-throwing hang glider fights I passed up because of you? You owe me! Don Juan: My gift to you, Rip, will be the one thing you stink at, and which happens to be my specialty; LOVE. Rip Haywire: "Stink" is a harsh word, but for the sake of argument, continue. Don Juan: The key to love for an adventurer is to feel the desire in the woman for... Rip Haywire: Fell the desire. Got it! Voice: I want to feel your desire! Rip Haywire: You weren't finished talking, were you?