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Rip Haywire - Sunday August 13, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday August 13, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Luke: Sorry, Cobra and Breezy. I might've liked you once, but I'm a full-time pirate now... so, one bullet for each of you. Hey, weren't you with some lug sporting a cinder block for a chin? Where is he? Rip Haywire: What? He treated you both shabbily! I'm just reprimanding him with my fists! Luke: And they say chivalry is dead! Cobra Carson: Rip, Breezy has the chopper fired up! Let's go! Rip Haywire: Just a sec. I gotta see a man about a horse. Name's Haywire, I'm a Soldier of Fortune. If you ever mess with Breezy Easy again, I'm going to make you use your foul-smelling mustache as dental floss. Man: Please, sir! My gums are in great shape. Ask my dentist!