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Rip Haywire - Sunday July 30, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday July 30, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Cobra Carson: There's a pirate who will tell us the location of Fiji Jones' hideout, but only if Haywire can knock out his shipmate. Man: I'm gonna tear your head... Rip Haywire: Ripz Rulez No. 14: Ridiculous beards always conceal glass jaws. My name's Rip Haywire, I'm a soldier of fortune... and right now I'm looking for Fiji Jones... One of you is going to tell me if I have to break every nose in this Pirate bar and grille to... Woman: Happy Birthday to you... (clap, clap_ happy birthday to you... (clap, clap) Man: Sorry. Rip Haywire: (Sigh)... just let me know when you're finished.