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Rip Haywire - Sunday May 7, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday May 7, 2017 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: Cobra? Cobra Carson: That's my name. Who's asking, Chinzo? Rip Haywire: Name's Rip Haywire... I need some help... Cobra Carson: On these islands, help comes with a price, and I need some decent moisturizer... jail is murder on my complexion. Rip Haywire: Did you do what got you locked up in here? Cobra Carson: Define "do"? Rip Haywire: At midnight, put that mattress up against the bars. Lie beneath it. Cobra Carson: Another mattress-obsessed visitor! Man, these islands are just loaded with weirdos! MIDNIGHT... Cobra Carson: So this Rip Haywire told me to put the mattress against the window bars at midnight. I wonder if he actually wants to help me escape, or is just some kind of cur? Well, if this is a jailbreak, it's a quiet... Rip Haywire: Next time you'll do it faster, or get your pretty head blown off! Cobra Carson: Next time?!? Next time you better bring me some quality moisturizer, buster!