Rip Haywire - Sunday September 18, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Woman: Tahiti darling, are you in here? Rip Haywire: He's gone, Kid! And good thing too, with that gun you're waving around! Woman: I'm pointing, not waving! I was sent to kill Tahiti Jones! Rip Haywire: Oh, brother, and I thought my relationships were dysfunctional. Why are you trying to kill Tahiti Jones? Why not just steal his valuable computer files, like me? Woman: He is killing my village! He controls all the food on this island, and charges us exorbitant prices! He's worse than whole foods! Narrator: Rip, while on a mission, stumbles onto a new problem-o... Woman: I was sent to woo him into submission, and then cancel him like A&E canceled "Longmire" But... he's the first man to tell me he loves me... I-I think I might love him as well... Rip Haywire: You need to get out more, kiddo. Li'l Rip Haywire: Escape from Camp Cooties available in Bookstores and online buy now! TNT: What're you reading, R.J? R.J: It's a journal of Rip's from when he was my age. It's called Li'l Rip Haywire Adventurers: Escape from Camp Cooties." TNT: I remember that adventure... woof! We had to spend the entire summer in all-girls camp! I never thought that crazy kid would make it out of that one alive. R.J: That does explain his habit of making macaroni craft bracelets when he's stressed.

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