Rip Haywire - Sunday September 11, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Rip Haywire: I feel pretty and witty... hum... hum.. hummm. Tahiti Jones: Haywire, if Miss Carson means anything to you, surrender now and stop pummeling my men! Good goons are impossible to come by! Cobra Carson: Rip! Please. Rip Haywire: Sorry, Cobra. Tahiti Jones: Wow, that's harsh... is everything ok with you two? Cobra Jones: You did kind of hit us at a low point in our relationship. Man: She's not talking, Boss. And I made her listen to Britney Spears without auto-tune! We got bupkes. Meanwhile Rip Haywire: Dutch... Dutch Haywire: Yeh, Kid. Rip Haywire: Your distraction worked, I'm in Tahiti Jones' office. Dutch Haywire: Good! Get the list of skull operatives and bust Cobra out. Rip Haywire: I'm downloading the list now... Norton, would yah? Uh-ph... problem. Somebody's coming in with a gun... Dutch Haywire: Geez, kid, don't come to me with every tiny thing. You had me worried there! Li'l Rip Haywire: Escape from Camp Cooties available in Bookstores and online buy now! TNT: What're you reading, R.J? R.J: It's a journal of Rip's from when he was my age. It's called Li'l Rip Haywire Adventurers: Escape from Camp Cooties." TNT: I remember that adventure... woof! We had to spend the entire summer in all-girls camp! I never thought that crazy kid would make it out of that one alive. R.J: That does explain his habit of making macaroni craft bracelets when he's stressed.

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