Rip Haywire - Sunday August 28, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Cobra Carson: C'mon Rip, we're exes on a dangerous mission! This is the last action you'll see before you became a boring family man. Rip Haywire: I won't become boring... babies and wives are the awesome sauce on the beefaroni that is Rip Haywire. Cobra Carson: That is totally something Breezy would've said... it's beginning... ittttttsssss begin.... Rip Haywire: Stop it! La-la-la-la. Cobra Carson: Ok, Rip, let's break into this fancy party, steal the list of skull operatives and get out of here! Rip Haywire: Hey, not so fast. Parties like this always have killer appetizers! How're we going to do this? Climb the wall ninja-style? Create a distraction by blowing up a car? Cobra? Cobra Carson: Wait here, Mr. Humdrum family man, do a crossword or something. Rip Haywire: Oh, c'mon, you know you just want first crack at the fried cheese! Li'l Rip Haywire: Li'l Rip Haywire: Escape from Camp Cooties available in Bookstores and online buy now! TNT: What're you reading, R.J? R.J: It's a journal of Rip's from when he was my age. It's called Li'l Rip Haywire Adventurers: Escape from Camp Cooties." TNT: I remember that adventure... woof! We had to spend the entire summer in all-girls camp! I never thought that crazy kid would make it out of that one alive. R.J: That does explain his habit of making macaroni craft bracelets when he's stressed.

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