Rip Haywire - Sunday August 7, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Rip Haywire: The Highwayman is planning to use the old rail system to get your gold out of starlight! Spur: Good luck! Those trains are in worse shape than Amtrak . The earthquake that closed off elk canyon did a number on the rail bridge! It's got more cracks than a nudist convention! Even the Highwayman isn't dumb enough to try that bridge! It's weaker than Stuckey's hot wings! Rip Haywire: Have you seen his hat? I think you can kiss your gold goodbye. Spur: I did. Every time I visited the bank. Narrator: Inside the Highwayman's hideout.... an abandoned rail yard! Voice: Psst! TNT! Voice 2: Rip, Cobra and Breezy are this way! Voice 3: Quiet. Goons at 3 o'clock! Voice 4: Put the girls in car 12 with the gold... insurance if Haywire tries to stop us. Rip Haywire: I've got a plan! It doesn't involve a ton of violence or explosions. Though. TNT: Then I'm in. Rip Haywire: You could give a little bit of an argument. TNT: Ok, then, I think this plan needs to involve bacon and some whisky. Spur: Rip, the train just left... but the Highwayman's thugs didn't... they have all been... poisoned!

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