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Rip Haywire - Wednesday February 17, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Wednesday February 17, 2016 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Man 1: We have Dutch Haywire as a prisoner!? He must be eliminated! Man 2: We can't kill him, you boob! Narrator: Trouble at secret skull base no. 432! Man 2: And we can't let our leader, Dr. Pain, know we have him... Man 1: But why? I don't understand. Man 3: Because, you chump! She's madly in love with that granite-chinned do-right!! Man 3: When she's around him, she thinks of bay rum and tropical beaches, not evil plots for power and greed! Man 2: WE CAN KISS OUR 401-K'S GOODBYE!