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Rip Haywire - Sunday December 13, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday December 13, 2015 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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While Rip is trying to save a kidnapped Cobra, TNT and Breezy are getting their drink on! Breezy: So, this Cobra Rip is so in love with- she's a nasty pirate queen? TNT: "Nasty" is a little harsh, I'm sure she loves Rip deep down! Now back to Rip... Rip Haywire: Ok, TJ, I'll lure Rip into your flabby clutches in return for your sweet, sweet gold! Voice: Queen Cobra, I think this is the begining of a beautiful friendship! Voice 2: Naturally. Rip Haywire: Why do I have such a thing for double-crossing vixens? I should have listened to Mom, right before she double-crossed me! Breezy: So people pay Rip to solve their problems? Like spenser: for hire? TNT: Hire? Rip volunteers. Breezy: Is he a bored playboy like Richie Rich? TNT: No, his Finances are worse off than his love life. Breezy: Why does Rip love Cobra, if she's always nearly getting him killed? TNT: You just answered your own question. Do you really want to look any deeper? Breezy: *sigh* do you think he could ever love someone as unattrative as me? TNT: Have another drink, sweetie. Breezy: I'm the foxiest pilot in the south pacific! Rip should be so lucky! TNT: That's a laugh!