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Rip Haywire - Monday July 6, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Monday July 6, 2015 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Man 1: Barkeep, I'm new in town. Gimmie your strongest Pina Colada and the whereabouts of Easy Breezy! Don Juan: Our blender is broken and I don't give out friends' addresses to ill-mannered strangers. Man 1: It's foolish bartender who withholds frozen cocktails from the Hawaiian's men. Don Juan: The Hawaiian, as in the famous assassin Hawaiian? Man 2: Quiet, Clyde! We're supposed to be keeping a low profile until we find Breezy! Man 1: Uh, I meant the other Hawaiian- the one who sells discount chopper parts to red-headed pilots! Don Juan: Gentlemen, I will allow you the courtesy of getting your story straight before I start rearranging your faces.