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Rip Haywire - Sunday June 7, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday June 7, 2015 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Breezy: The wolves you called for help didn't come, Rip! And the bad guys are gaining on us! Rip Haywire: I'll get a refund from my wolf training class later! Run, Breezy! Woman: The gringos are getting away, Sheriff! Stop them before they write a bad review of our town on TripAdvisor! Man: No one will hurt tourism on my watch! Breezy: RIP! Rip Haywire: Breezy, are you hit? Or did you just faint because a bullet got too close? Voice: They're over this way, Sheriff! Woman: Senor Sheriff! Look! A pack of angry wolves that smell like burritos! Man: Flee! Flee like the cowards we are! Rip Haywire: If Breezy got shot because those wolves stayed for dessert, I'm going to go Liam Neeson! Breezy? Breezy? Don't die on me! You're the first girl who never tried to shoot, stab and/or blow me up! Rip Haywire: Without you, my life's as worthless as a Mick Jagger solo album! Breezy! You never bargained for the danger- you were just in it for me!