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Rip Haywire - Sunday April 19, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday April 19, 2015 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire: Look! It's the Highwayman! He's stolen that plane! Breezy: Once we get onboard, I'll pilot the craft while you beat that creep senseless! MOVE OUT, HAYWIRE! Rip Haywire: Quick, remind me again why I swore off women forever! Breezy: *squeel* yes! And Mom said no one would marry a combative chopper pilot! LATER! Breezy: Rip, we've been hiding out in the Highwayman's plane for an hour! When are you going to start bringing the hurt? Rip Haywire: Just a minute! "About Last Night" is the in-flight movie, and I really want to see how it turns out! Breezy: Something's wrong with the plane!... Rip Haywire: The cargo door is open... the Highwayman jumped and took all the chutes! Rip, help me! If we don't pull up, we'll hit that mountain! Rip Haywire: No time, Breezy! We're going after the Highwayman... Indiana Jones style. Breezy: Wait! I never saw that one! Rip Haywire: What? That was a classic! Breezy: Let's order it from Netflix if we live. Rip Haywire: It's a date. Breezy: It's NOT a date! Curly hair? Still attached... body parts are bruised but still sexy... phew. Where's Rip? RIP! Rip Haywire: OW! My ears are fine... just... not the... rest of me... Breezy: Where are we? Rip Haywire: Hopefully somewhere with a lot of drugstores. I need a lot of buffering, Stat!