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Rip Haywire - Sunday July 28, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday July 28, 2013 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story about his mother... Rip: Let's see, let's see. Oh and don't get me started on this old good named Longbeard... OK, I'll spill... While I was in the tunnel tracking down the "ghost compass", Longbeard and his crew surprised mom, like a scale at the doctor's office that tells you your real weight. Mom: I'm alone, Longbeard, the device is gone, so do what you want with me! I'll never talk! Longbeard: Alone, really? Because I seem to remember seeing your brat with you when you came in here. Mom: Ulp! Longbeard: Kill the boy. Goon: Dustin' a kid will cost you extra. We're not animals you know! Man: Put it on my tab. Longbeard: We'll be in the submarine. Don't come back if you don't have the thingamabobber and the body of that kid. Goon: They never tell you this stuff in the job description.