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Rip Haywire - Sunday July 7, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday July 7, 2013 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story about his ex-girlfriend. Rip: Cobra is one dangerous female. And always one step ahead of me. It's annoying. Later that night in my hotel room! Cobra: Hello, Rip. Rip: Hello? How about sorry for stabbing me in the back in France and leaving me for dead! Cobra: Really, Rip? I thought you liked danger. Rip: Oh I like it, devil-woman - but like most people you don't expect the boys in the fox hole you're fighting, and on cold nights snuggling with, to start shooting at you! Cobra: Relationships are complicated, Rip. You've got to move on. Rip: Just like that? Cobra: Forgive me? Rip: I know why you're here - it won't work. Cobra: Why let forbidden objects come between us, steel brows? Rip: I'm burning inside for you like a hot machine gun Cobra: Mmmm. Then get ready. This is gonna hurt.