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Rip Haywire - Sunday May 5, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Rip Haywire - Sunday May 5, 2013 Comic Strip
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RIP HAYWIRE © Dan Thompson. Dist. By ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

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Rip Haywire Rip: Ouch! Stop hitting me with that pistola! Now I forgot where I was in my story - Steve: Sorry, you were on a mission with your mom. I covered her like any 9-year-old kid with tactical experience would - but I made it clear this was my last job. I thought mom understood me that it was time for us to be a typical couch potato family. Boy, did I get a sucker punch surprise after we finished the mission. Mom: I've got another job to do, Kiddo. And it's not for kay-bee toys! The coast is clear, Rip! From here you can catch a boat to the states. It was hasta la vista, baby, after the mission. If I didn't want in, I was out like fondue parties. Mom: So long, Rip. Make sure you clean your gun after practice. Open a lemonade stand in my name or something - It stung like trained killer bees when they all dive in your moth - I was so stupid to think any top secret agent in the field would give up Friday night ninja fights to watch "full house."