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Reality Check - Sunday April 21, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Reality Check - Sunday April 21, 2019 Comic Strip
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REALITY CHECK © Dave Whamond. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION for UFS. All rights reserved.

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Reality Check I'm a detective in a movie. My partner, who is the exact opposite of me, is 3 days away from retirement. So of course he will be killed... I'm about to find out who did it, but for some silly reason, my possible asked me for my gun and badge and tell me: You're off the case! I drink alone in bars and have a huge apartment (on a detective's salary) and whenever I come home, I never turn on any lights! Often, there will be a shady character sitting alone in a chair, waiting for me: Gah! Hello detective, I've been waiting for you... When I'm in a car chase, I will recklessly endanger many lives, but never be held accountable. I will however, receive many final warnings from my boss for merely trying to solve a crime. Even though I've worked as a detective for years, I can't work a computer and need some geeky kid to help me. Of course, he can hack into any website and can zoom in on grainy photos that will suddenly become quite detailed. Wait! Back it up a bit! Sharp! Who are you? I show up out of nowhere and say sassy things you won't notice me at first because I'm wearing glasses but I'll be romantic interest and teach you how to love again! Sounds good! Let's walk down this dark alley for no apparent reason! Clang! Gah! I'm the random cat who will scare the heck out of you in said dark alley!