Reality Check - Sunday February 3, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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How to decode Tinder dating profiles: When they say: I'm not into baggage! They really mean: I have my own rotating baggage carousel! When they say: I'm charming and quirky! They really mean: I have mood swings! When they say: I'm really laid-back They really mean: I'm laid-back on my couch all day really When they say: I love to Netflix & chill They really mean: I had to choose between paying my power bill or might Netflix bill When they say: I'm into personal growth They really mean: I have skin tags back hair & warts When they say: I love reading Tolstoy They really mean: I have no idea who is just thought it'd seem smart and stuff When they say: I've been told I'm so good-looking They really mean: I've been told this by myself in front of the mirror When they say: I'm a modern guy! They really mean: Yeah, I don't want to pay for our date When they say: I'm a traditional gal! They really mean: I want you to pay for our date When they say: I'm an entrepreneur! They really mean: I live with my mom, but I have a lot of big ideas! When they say: I'm a hopeless romantic They really mean: I will hopelessly stock you

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