Reality Check - Sunday December 9, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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Reality Check Dante's 9 Circles of Hell... (Revised) Level 9: Hipsters who think they are unique like all the others: Let me tell you about some obscure indie bands that you've never heard of or care about! Level 8: People who are completely out of touch with modern pop culture references: Avengers movie? Never heard of it... Level 7: Grammar Nazis because- well they're grammar Nazis: All you do is criticize! Criticize! Level 6: People wait until the last second to take their money out when the cashier asks them: I thought I had some change Level 5: People who post mundane things on social media: Ate a donut & scratched my butt #blessed #yolo Level 4: Nincompoops who talk through the whole movie: Who is he I don't understand! Who's that lady? Oh! I think I've seen this movie before! The guy dies at the end! No one sees it coming! Level 3: Goofs who constantly say: Awesome sauce! Level 2: People who feel the need to shorten words unnecessarily: Adorbs! Level 1: Dorks who look at their phone and completely tune you out: Welcome to the gates of hello? Are you even listening? Do you know where you are? Yo!

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