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Pat Oliphant - Tuesday July 13, 2010 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pat Oliphant - Tuesday July 13, 2010 Comic Strip
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Man: One-Zero? The final score was one-zeero? What sorta pansy game is that? Football?? They don't even wear helmets, f'krissake! In real football, you don't fool around with dinky scores like one-zeerow! And where are all the goddam injuries? Tell me that! Where's the busted knees and wrecked joints? Football is combat! Where's the concussions? Where's the brain damage? Football's s'posed to hurt! Soccer! That's just a bunch of twinkletoes kicking a round ball around. Aargh! Punk: Not a game but a symptom.