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Pat Oliphant - Monday June 19, 1995 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pat Oliphant - Monday June 19, 1995 Comic Strip
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Republican Omelet: You gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette. And I'm here to show you how it's done0 Ok, first, you take all the eggs, and do this... nuke on high setting. Texture: dry, brittle, eggshell bits. Taste: Old feet. Democrat Omelet: Take an egg. Ok. Drop it in bowl. Ok. Whip vigorously with foot. Ok. Take another egg. Ok... warm cautiously at armpit temperature. Texture: Wet, soggy, runny, eggshell bits. Taste: Old feet.