Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 22, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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"Danny Donkey was tired of the long walk to the nearest liquor store. 'So tired.' So he attended a city council meeting. 'I propose to build three liquor stores in my neighborhood.' All the people in attendance booed. 'Boo. Boooo. Booo.' 'As you see,' said the Mayor, 'That's a lot of boos you're getting. And if you ever come back, you'll be sure to get even more.' So Danny Donkey went home. And one month later attended the next city council meeting. 'I now propose to build six more liquor stores in my neighborhood.' 'Didn't you hear what I said the last time?' said the Mayor. 'Yes', said Danny...'That if I came back, I would get even more booze!' Danny was forcibly removed from the city council meeting." Goat: Can I boo this stupid story? Rat: Only at great personal risk. Pig: This is why I never vote.

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