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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday February 9, 2020 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday February 9, 2020 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Transcript

"Once upon a time, there was a big, bad government. And if people said the wrong thing, the big, bad government would stomp on them like a grape. So one day the people got together and wrote a magical document that guaranteed freedom of speech to everyone. And people could finally say what they wanted without fear of retribution from the government. 'And I think, and I believe...And I say.' 'And I...' CRUNCH." Goat: Who protects us from that guy? Rat: He can't be stopped. Pig: Say the right thing always...say the right thing always...