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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 1, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 1, 2019 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: Rat, it's your boss at the cafe. Where are you? Rat: Sleeping. Man: Well, get your #$$ in here...your shift started ten minutes ago. Rat: Can't. We live in a global economy now. Man: So? Rat: So to stay competitive as a corporation you need to provide workers with the same benefits as abroad. Man: What are you talking about? Rat: Well, the Finns get 25 paid vacation days plus 11 paid public holidays. Man: Absurd. Rat: No. Absurd is the french. They get eight weeks. Man: What? Rat: Oh, and Swedes get 480 days of paternity leave. So I want that too. Man: Since when are you a father? Rat: Since I gave birth to this idea. No one likes my ideas.