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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 22, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 22, 2019 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: World, I present thee with a work about an African American boy and a magic rock as they travel through China. Earth: Racist. Your career endeth. Man: World I present thee with a work about an African American boy and a magic rock as they travel through China. Earth: Sexist. Your career endeth. Woman: World, I present thee with a work about an African American girl and a magic rock as they travel through China. Earth: China? Cultural misappropriation! Your career endeth. Man: World, I present thee with a creative work about a child and a magic rock. Earth: Occultist! Your career endeth! Woman 2: World, I present thee with a work about a rock. Just a rock. Nothing happens. Earth: Hm good. But why so bland? Rat: I call it 'Better dead than read: creativity is far too scary now.' Pig: Whoa whoa whoa. Are you encouraging rock-throwing?