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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 21, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday July 21, 2019 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Survey Questions Have you chosen to drive a gas-powered vehicle? Yes No If so, do you feel guilty about its effect on the environment? Yes No Do you think your choices in life are in any way related to a poor diet? Yes No If so, do you plan to improve that diet? Maybe No Do you wake up early to exercise? Not really No, I'm uninspired. Will this change? Hell no So what's it like to be a fat, lazy turd? Pig: Your survey of non-cyclists seems kinda biased, Jef. Jef: Please, we're trying to understand your kind. Man: He didn't answer. 'Why bother living?'