Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 24, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

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this country is filled with too many dumb people. They are so dumb because they have an aversion to reading books. so we will use that aversion to our advantage by dressing up thousands of people as giant books and scaring the dumb people. we will chase the dumb people into pre- arranged Shelters O' Great Safety. which will actually be rockets to the moon. Once there, they will see the flag planted by the astronauts and conclude they are still in America. we must be just outside of Vegas. yeah. and look how far I can jump. and that's how we solve all our problems. you must be as dumb as them. what is happening?

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