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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday February 3, 2019 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday February 3, 2019 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Once upon a time, there was a faraway place where people only got the news they wanted. TV: The sky is blue. Man: Yep! TV: The sky is red. Man: Yep! This divided everyone. Even families. Man: I can't eat with him. He thinks the sky is... Then one day the Great Bunny O'Wisdom descended from the sky with a shocking revelation. Bunny: Media outlets make huge profits from only catering to their viewers. This helps only them. So the enlightened people gathered all the partisan TV hacks and locked them in the Great Cube O'Silence. And we Americans met each other again. Man: Hey...you're pretty normal. Man: You don't have horns and a pitchfork. And we could once again get things done. Voice: The bill passes. But alas, there's no Great Bunny and we're all screwed. Goat: No happily ever after? Rat: I like to end on a realistic note. Pig: I wished him into existence!