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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 30, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 30, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: We shall pick an arbitrary moment on the clock. Man 2: And what will happen? Man: We will see that moment as a rebirth, a start of something new. Man 2: New what? Man: New beginning! New life! New hope! Man 2: But the moment is arbitrary. Man: Yes, but people won't realize that. Man 2: Why not? Man: Because we will make sure that same moment is filled with alcohol! Man 2: How much alcohol? Man: So much that they'll kiss strangers in funny hats! Man 2: Brilliant! Rat: And that's how New Year's Eve was invented. Goat: I think this is why I stay home. Pig: Aww...guns fired in the air! How safe!