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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 2, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 2, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig: I had the worst nightmare last night. Goat: What was it? Pig: My butt had a mind of its own. It walked around. Made tea. Then it infiltrated my life. Tried to break up friendships. Goat: What? How? Pig: It wrote mean letters. Sent rude emails. My butt tried to ruin my life. Goat: Pig. Relax. Butts don't have minds of their own. It was just a nightmare. You're okay. *Rrring* Goat: Hello? Voice: It's me, Rat...did you just call me? Goat: No. Must have been a butt dial. I need to call you back. Pig: Bend over and I'll kick your @##!