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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday November 4, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday November 4, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Rat's recipes for disaster. Take half the people who worked in the news industry in 2001 and eliminate them. "Bye, you fools trained in gathering news." Replace them with billions of people whose only qualification is having a computer. "Heard a rumor today that squirrels can kill." Add in social media to make sure stories by unqualified people can be spread faster. "Squirrel terrorist cells? I will re-tweet that." Stir in a few Russians. "Amerikans...squirrels killski youski!!!" Have an election that is premised on an informed electorate. "Squirrels hate your freedoms!! We will elect you for life!!" Cook 'til democracy evaporates. "Bye bye." Goat: Maybe we should pay for journalism again. Rat: Don't bother. We're cooked. Pig: I'll be safe in here.