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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 2, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 2, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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where were you the night of june 10? man: Well, I, uh... man: do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? Mann: I....i..... man: I'm just kidding. we're gonna do it the easy way. your girlfriend broke up with you that day. called you a two timing turd. your mood that night was angry. you took an uber to joe's diner. ordered two beers. there you met the other woman, ashley. who took this photo of you in the stolen car, both of you smiling. which is surprising because neither of you seemed happy at the june 3 beck concert. man: ohmygod, so it was that little rat ashley that squealed on me!! no, it was me, mark zuckerberg...i know everything, now. goat: well, this is depressing. rat: and facebook took over the world. the end. pig: I pray to mark my photos to keep.