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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday June 10, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday June 10, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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here's how it would work: we tell the cyclists they are perfect physical specimens. man: yes. it's why we wear the tight clothes. so we tell them we have to breed them. man: it would make the world a superior place. woman: yes! so we'll do it. a couple generations later, the world is filled with nothing but cyclists. the world is great now! it is. yes! yes! but there is one flaw. each of them feels superior to the other. man: I am the greatest. man: I am the greatest. and each of them feels equally entitled. man: share the road. woman: you share the road. man: you share the road. soon they are beating each other to death with huge sacks of granola. oh god. help. goat: and this is your plan to eliminate cyclists? mouse: only the arrogant ones. pig: but isn't that all of them? oh snap!