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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 1, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 1, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: Excuse me, Mr. Congressman...I was wondering if I could talk to you about my bank. Congressman: Of course. Man: They opened a fraudulent account in my name just so they could charge me fraudulent fees. Congressman: That's very bad. Man: Now I know banks give you a lot of money and wine and dine you, but I have very modest means. Congressman: That doesn't matter...I represent you. Man: Oh, wow. So you'll do something about it? Congressman: You bet I will. I'll put that C.E.O. in jail just like I would anyone who committed that kind of fraud and I'll get all your money back for you! Man: Oh my god. Thank you, thank you. When do you think you can do all that? Congressman: Well, let me just check my calendar and... April Fools!!" Goat: Should I laugh or cry? Rat: Mostly cry. Pig: Hahahaha...he believed in democracy!