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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 25, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 25, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"The unfolding of a well-planned day. 6:30 a.m. - wake up 7:00 a.m. - run three miles. 8:00 a.m. - Shower. Get ready. 9:00 a.m. - Write memo for next week's meeting. 10:30 a.m. - Prepare presentation for next week. 12:00 p.m. - Short break for lunch. 12:15 p.m. - 6 p.m. - Do all sales reports by end of day. 7:13 a.m. Shoot.Overslept. 7:25 a.m. Not enough time to run three miles. I'll do it tomorrow. 8:02 a.m. I didn't run so do I really need to shower? 9:32 a.m. I can probably write the memo tomorrow. 10:45 a.m. I'm definitely gonna have to work on the weekend now. Might as well save the presentation 'til then. 12:01 p.m. I'm hungry, but I have no food. I'll get something at the pub. 1:37 p.m. Sure, I'll have another. The whale day's pretty much shot. 11:15 p.m. I hate myself." Goat: There's always tomorrow. Rat: No. Too hungover. Pig: At least he put on his workout shorts!!