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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 18, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 18, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig: I don't know how you were able to run for president. All the criticism would crush me. Rat: What criticism? Pig: You don't hear all the people complaining about you? Rat: Complaining? I only hear praise. Sounds like you need an ego bubble. Pig: What's an ego bubble? Rat: Well, first you block all the people you don't like on Twitter and Facebook. Then you only go to events that have your fans. Pig: Then what? Rat: Then your own carbon dioxide and love for self forms a criticism-proof bubble around you. Like this... Pig: Whoa. Rat: Push me outside so you can see it at work. Man: Corrupt hack. Woman: Moron. Man: I want to punch you in the face. Girl: Jerk. Woman: You're @#*#. Rat: What a crowd. Do you suppose they want autographs? Pig: Let me in the bubble!