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Pearls Before Swine - Friday January 19, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Friday January 19, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Man: Sir, your last tweet is factually incorrect and we plan on reporting that. Rat: I don't care. Man: Why don't you care, sir? Rat: Because by the time you do that, I will have tweeted ten more times. Man: So you can outpace us? Rat: Outpace you? I'm like Usain Bolt and you're like an old lady chasing me with an umbrella. Man: I'd argue, but my low morale prevents me. Man 2: Do you think Starbucks is hiring?