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Pearls Before Swine - Saturday January 13, 2018 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Saturday January 13, 2018 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Zebra: I hear you think there's about to be a huge catastrophe in the world and you have a plan. Rat: Yes. I'm a prepper. When it all goes down, I have a pilot who will fly me to a New Zealand shelter where one person can live for ten years with all he could ever want to eat. Zebra: What about the pilot? Rat: I won't eat the pilot. Zebra: Oh, good. I thought you were being inhumane. Rat: He'd be far too scrawny by then anyway.