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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 16, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday April 16, 2017 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig: Did you order the giant hash browns? Rat: No. Are you looking at the bill? Pig: I'm looking at Pigita's bill. Rat: Did they over-charge her? Pig: Yep. It's the chief reason I hardly come here anymore. Rat: Why? Pig: They try to ram these charges down your throat. Rat: I'm gonna say something. Hey, I'm no legal eagle or titan of jurisprudence, but I think you illegally ripped off his girlfriend. Woman: Me? I make it a cardinal rule never to do that. Especially now. When I'm suffering with this sunburn. Rat: Please, you're no saint. Woman: I can't bear for you to think I'd steal her cash or raid her purse. Chef: What's going on here? I was cooking on my viking range and heard yelling. Rat: Tell her to pack her stuff. She ripped us off. Woman: He's lyin'. Chef: That does it. Take your jet black hair and dolphin shorts and red skin and get in your Bronco or Jaguar or Ford Falcon or whatever you drive and go. Rat: Twenty-two N.F.L. teams. Stephan: Find 'em all!! Woman: Is it your patriotic duty to annoy us? Man: Twenty-three.