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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday January 29, 2017 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday January 29, 2017 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"Once upon a time in the utensil drawer." Fork: Honey...I think I'm having contractions. Fork 2: Okay...just breathe, baby...I'll get the car. "So the forks went to the hospital." Fork 2: I'll get the door for you sweetie. Knife: Goodbye. Good luck! "And after ten hours of labor..." Fork 2: Here comes the baby, honey! Dr: Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Fork. Its a - Spork. "Mr. Spoon fled the utensil drawer as fast as he could." Goat: That's not how sporks are made. Rat: Yes it is. Pis: That does it. I'm putting my spoons in a separate drawer.