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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 11, 2016 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 11, 2016 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Alligator: What are you doing, dad? Larry: Me reel estate guy. Sell homes. Okay, shut mouf now. Me got buyer. Lion: Hi, my pride of lions wants to move into this neighborhood. Larry: Me sorry. House no right for you. Cheetah: Hi. My cheetah family - Larry: Too bad. You no qualeefy for loan. Tiger: Hi. We bengal tigers- Larry: Sorry. House no longer on market. Alligator: Dad, you're blatantly discriminating against other species who would compete with you for prey. Larry: Whuh? Me no discreeminate. Impala: Hi. My fat, meaty family of limping impalas are looking for a home. Larry: House free. Here keys. Alligator: I'm reporting you. Larry: You want me coat you can butter for housewarming gift?