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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 13, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 13, 2015 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Rules for this year's Christmas visit: No judging me. That includes my clothes, weigh, car, and who I'm dating. No discussing politics. You are all loons. I do not find your baby/small child as endearing as you do. Please keep this in mind when they are screaming or throwing objects at my head. Please don't tell me how to live my life. Remember, I see you as loons. And please do not brag about your own life. It makes me want to shove your head into the rear end of the turkey. Lastly, none of these rules apply to me. I am great. Rat: Communication is the key to a happy family.