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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 3, 2015 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday May 3, 2015 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Angry Bob was angry. So he went to see a life coach. "You worry too much," said the life coach, "and you lead a sedentary life. You need to travel, seek adventure, seize the day." So Angry Bob booked a trip to New Zealand. There he hiked volcanos, surfed waves, and decided to overcome his fear of bungee jumping. "Fear is stupid," he shouted from atop a high bridge as the bungee instructor attached the bungee cord to his leg. "From now on, I"m going to live a new life! One where I seize the day!" Bob shouted as he jumped from the bridge... ...before the instructor could finish securing Bob's cord. Bob's new life lasted four seconds. Rat: Never seize the day. Pig: I will sit on my couch for life!