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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 8, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday December 8, 2013 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Pig: Hey, Rat...what are you doing here? Rat: Goat said you got an office job. I told him I had to see it for myself. Pig: It's true! I go to meetings. Read reports, write memos... Rat: But you don't know how to do any of that stuff. Pig: No. But I can learn. Rat: Learn? These corporate types will eat you alive. What are you gonna do the first time some boss comes in here to chew your head off about some stupid memo? Pig: I've got a time-to-duck hole. Rat: You're gonna duck? Guard Duck: We're gonna tell him to write his own @#&#@*@ memo. Pig: Everyone needs a time-to-duck hole. Guard Duck: Can someone bring me a donut?