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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 3, 2013 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday March 3, 2013 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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Goat: Hey, Pig. What's the matter with you? Pig: My sister's coming over. And she really bugs me because the only time she wants to see me is when she wants something. Goat: Tell her how you feel. Pig: I've tried but she doesn't understand. Goat: Here, draw it out for her. Say 'Look, sis, we're like planets, each moving in our own ellipse... But sometimes, our orbits intersect. And during that time, you always want things.' Pig: That's great. I'll have to show her that and- Sister: Heya, brother...can I borrow a tack?...I'm trying to put up a poster. Pig: I'm afraid not. Sister: Why not? Pig: Because I gave you a tack yesterday. And besides, every time you see me, all you want to do is borrow stuff. Sister: So? Pig: SO READ MY ELLIPSE, NO NEW TACK, SIS! Goat: You ruin my entire Sunday.