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Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 9, 2012 Comic Strip Licensing and Permissions

Pearls Before Swine - Sunday September 9, 2012 Comic Strip
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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE © Stephan Pastis. Reprinted by permission of ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION. All rights reserved.

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"Story Update: Larry's sophisticated parents are making their first visit to Larry's home. They are disappointed." Dad: Son, your mother and I are leaving. I cannot tolerate you like this. Larry: Like whuh? Dad: Look at you...no job. No education. Your rear in a beer mug. You are, in short, what society might call a failure. I'm sorry, but goodbye. Larry: Bye, dad. Me sorry me no whuh you wanted. Mrs. Croc: HE MAY BE A FAILURE, BUT HE'S MY FAILURE, @*#@ IT!! Larry: Nicest ting anyone ever say 'bout me. Mrs. Croc: I know. Now get your @## out of the beer mug.